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durianseeds:

durianseeds:

my mom said if this post got 50,000 notes she would buy me a hot asian boyfriend

she says there’s no way that tumblr cares enough

help

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

jerkofanassbutt:

sherlocked-the-tardis:

My mum said if I got more than 600,000 notes I was allowed to adopt a chinchilla.

I tried this last year, but I only managed 8 notes.

She believes that there’s no way tumblr cares that much. 

Everyone’s getting fluffy animals and I feel sad because no one wants me to have a chinchilla :(

you’re getting a chinchilla ok those things are adorable

let’s do this folks

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